Dash Dot

theepichumor:

just a friendly reminder that right now there are millions of people kissing or having sex and you’re on the computer by yourself in your room

… And? 

This is how I recharge.  I could be doing all sorts of things, but right now I’m having some quiet me time.  This is what I want. 

I’d guarantee that some of those millions you mention are doing what they’re doing because they feel they have to, because they’re afraid of appearing disinterested, or unsupportive, or not enough of a man/woman etc for their partner, and that’s just sad.  Sexytimes are great, but not all the time.  I’m lucky enough to have a partner who understands that.  I hope you are too.

copperbadge:

peasantwitch:

immadragon-bitchez:

superwholock-slytherinmerlin:

loki-and-the-doctor:

codeinewarrior:

richgaaaang:

braginskey:

why do people have like 74973 different names for these

image

what are these

frozen syrup

freezies

ice pops

Zooper dupers

Disgusting packets of colored high fructose corn syrup

Excellent vodka mixers.

Mouth slicers.

chombiechom:

admetum:

samus is canon 200lbs of solid muscle

secrets revealed: Samus is actually Chun Li

Disappointed that they went with the slimmed-down “Other M” look for Smash 4.  And Zero Suit Samus…  Just ugh.

chombiechom:

admetum:

samus is canon 200lbs of solid muscle

secrets revealed: Samus is actually Chun Li

Disappointed that they went with the slimmed-down “Other M” look for Smash 4.  And Zero Suit Samus…  Just ugh.

thecorinediaries:

prewetts:

jordanleeemerson:

secretgaygent:

rnints:

imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”

GO CHOP SOME LUMBER

"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"

"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."

Brilliant.

princezephyrr:

the-pournival:

nogoodpainting:

the-pournival:

ivorytowerblr:

castellankurze:

gardenofmists:

Story Time, a new spin on a classic tale!

in that vein-


I’ve never seen that picture with text, but it’s one of my favourite pictures.
So cute.

that is fucking adorable i am going to go throw up now 

Astartes comforting children are my favourite pictures. Even more so than pics of the Emperor.
It’s not heresy if it’s loyalists.

-whispers-please guys tell me you’re aware that astartes are basically overgrown children themselves right please promise you’re aware of this 

I’m screaming

My heart.

princezephyrr:

the-pournival:

nogoodpainting:

the-pournival:

ivorytowerblr:

castellankurze:

gardenofmists:

Story Time, a new spin on a classic tale!

in that vein-

I’ve never seen that picture with text, but it’s one of my favourite pictures.

So cute.

that is fucking adorable i am going to go throw up now 

Astartes comforting children are my favourite pictures. Even more so than pics of the Emperor.

It’s not heresy if it’s loyalists.

-whispers-

please guys tell me you’re aware that astartes are basically overgrown children themselves right please promise you’re aware of this 

I’m screaming

My heart.

sexncomics:

#Pussy #CloseUp

When she said to eat her out…

sexncomics:

#Pussy #CloseUp

When she said to eat her out…

heyreallygiger:

one of my friends put a thing on facebook about men holding institutional power over women and a literal serious response was “many societies are matriarchal, look at margaret thatcher”

I remember hearing that the Afghan Mujahideen refused to believe Thatcher was a woman, as no woman could be that tough.

Looks like rain…

Looks like rain…

tefluffykat:

grawly:

vortexanomaly:

cleaning the pc’s…

STOP

this makes me extremely uncomfortable 

They’re not plugged in.  Provided they are completely dry before anything electrical happens, they should be fine.

tefluffykat:

grawly:

vortexanomaly:

cleaning the pc’s…

STOP

this makes me extremely uncomfortable

They’re not plugged in.  Provided they are completely dry before anything electrical happens, they should be fine.

How appropriate, you fight like a cow.

How appropriate, you fight like a cow.

Ugh, you fucking moron.  Loving something or someone doesn’t mean you want to be immersed in them 24/7, especially if it means getting soaked, burned or having all your shit rearranged when it suits them.
Moderation, motherfucker.  Get thee to a dictionary.

Ugh, you fucking moron.  Loving something or someone doesn’t mean you want to be immersed in them 24/7, especially if it means getting soaked, burned or having all your shit rearranged when it suits them.

Moderation, motherfucker.  Get thee to a dictionary.

hektious:

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Peter, it was open the whole time.
You didn’t have to web it.  Or smash it.
This is why we can’t have nice things, Peter.  Because you keep breaking them.

hektious:

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Peter, it was open the whole time.

You didn’t have to web it.  Or smash it.

This is why we can’t have nice things, Peter.  Because you keep breaking them.

setmeofftosea3:

This is what dreams are made of

Magnificent.

flomation:

dashdottat:

flomation:

Dogs can’t look up!

are you implying that eren and armin are dogs because rude 

That’s what I’m saying.  I’m mocking their heritage and physical appearance. 

Nothing to do with Shaun of the Dead.

At all.

flomation:

Dogs can’t look up!