Dash Dot

… there’s a demon called Furfur?  Bet the angels all tremble when he shows up.

Holy shit, that’s terrible advice.

Holy shit, that’s terrible advice.

Ew, The Secret.

Ew, The Secret.

shinyv:

pokemon shaming is funnier than it should be

I assumed this was a trans* analogy.

shinyv:

pokemon shaming is funnier than it should be

I assumed this was a trans* analogy.

swagbat:


Oh I’m fine. It’s just that life is pointless and nothing matters and I’m always tired. Also, I can’t sleep, I’m overeating and none of my old hobbies interest me.


Sounds like depression.  Check out Mirtazapine (an antidepressant with a sedative effect).  Plus, y’know, general medical advice and counselling.  

On the bright side, you’ve got great hair.

swagbat:

Oh I’m fine. It’s just that life is pointless and nothing matters and I’m always tired. Also, I can’t sleep, I’m overeating and none of my old hobbies interest me.

Sounds like depression.  Check out Mirtazapine (an antidepressant with a sedative effect).  Plus, y’know, general medical advice and counselling. 

On the bright side, you’ve got great hair.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

awwww-cute:

You can never be too sure

"I THINK THIS MIGHT BE A TRAP"

Spot the noob.  And the experienced adventurer.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

awwww-cute:

You can never be too sure

"I THINK THIS MIGHT BE A TRAP"

Spot the noob.  And the experienced adventurer.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

themetaisawesome:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

cassowarykisses:

i don’t think anyone would want starscream to write their epitaph

I will never stop cackling over this
The fact that the thought of Starscream writing his epitath is literally the worst thing Megatron can imagine and he apparently wants to go on living JUST to keep that from happening

"Dearly beloved, today we are gathered here today to say our final farewells to a great leader"
(from the afterlife) “Wow, he’s actually being sincere”
"And to say hello to an even greater leader"
"What?"
"If you elect me as the next Decepticon leader"
"This motherfucker did not just turn my funeral into a political rally!"

Starscream: And though our leader may have passed from this realm
Megatron’s Ghost: BECAUSE YOU SHOT ME IN THE BACK
Starscream: Due to an unavoidable accident that no one can really be blamed for
Megatron’s Ghost: NO
Starscream: No doubt brought about by his sad tendency to reach far farther than his unfortunately limited skill and intellect would allow him to go
Megatron’s Ghost: NOOOOOOOOOOOO (TRIES TO PUNCH STARSCREAM)

WHO DISRUPTS MY CORONATION?

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

themetaisawesome:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

cassowarykisses:

i don’t think anyone would want starscream to write their epitaph

I will never stop cackling over this

The fact that the thought of Starscream writing his epitath is literally the worst thing Megatron can imagine and he apparently wants to go on living JUST to keep that from happening

"Dearly beloved, today we are gathered here today to say our final farewells to a great leader"

(from the afterlife) “Wow, he’s actually being sincere”

"And to say hello to an even greater leader"

"What?"

"If you elect me as the next Decepticon leader"

"This motherfucker did not just turn my funeral into a political rally!"

Starscream: And though our leader may have passed from this realm

Megatron’s Ghost: BECAUSE YOU SHOT ME IN THE BACK

Starscream: Due to an unavoidable accident that no one can really be blamed for

Megatron’s Ghost: NO

Starscream: No doubt brought about by his sad tendency to reach far farther than his unfortunately limited skill and intellect would allow him to go

Megatron’s Ghost: NOOOOOOOOOOOO (TRIES TO PUNCH STARSCREAM)

WHO DISRUPTS MY CORONATION?

thewhipandtheunicorn:
Recommended

Am I the only person on tumblr who’s received good suggestions in the Recommended feature?

tea-for-totenkinder:

Léon Spilliaert, The Absinthe Drinker, watercolor and pastel on paper, 1907.

WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN…

tea-for-totenkinder:

Léon Spilliaert, The Absinthe Drinker, watercolor and pastel on paper, 1907.

WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN…

notpulpcovers:

Fantastic Adventures / Illustration 12 http://flic.kr/p/nE7adu

And he looks ecstatic to be doing it. 
Godsdammit Charles, stand up for yourself, he thought.  It’s a fucking pig, it doesn’t need a name.  And even if it does, you could have said "I’m not going out into the dread blue hills again.  You saw what happened last time.  Your dad has a library.  I’ll bet they even have a baby name book!"  

notpulpcovers:

Fantastic Adventures / Illustration 12 http://flic.kr/p/nE7adu

And he looks ecstatic to be doing it. 

Godsdammit Charles, stand up for yourself, he thought.  It’s a fucking pig, it doesn’t need a name.  And even if it does, you could have said "I’m not going out into the dread blue hills again.  You saw what happened last time.  Your dad has a library.  I’ll bet they even have a baby name book!"  

gamoradorable:

maxboltagon:

'it's so sad Greg Land is on Mighty Avengers. Land is such a good artist and he's stuck on a nothing book.'

an actual thing I heard at my store

image

I really wish a porn magazine would hire Land.  Then he’d get to draw porn starlets like he wants, and we wouldn’t have to look at his tiresome take on female characters.

Um, thanks, but all I wanted to do was shake your hand.

Um, thanks, but all I wanted to do was shake your hand.

speakerwiggin:

zohbugg:

taskscape:

zaynsmaliks:

how do u even start dating your crush how does that happen to someone

Go up to them

Press A

press a…what? what am I supposed to be pressing please I need to know

The penis. The answer is a the penis.

But don’t press their genitals (or press your genitals on them) without permission.  That’s sexual assault. 

Select “TALK” instead.  Choose the conversation option that says “I like you, and I’d like to hang out sometime.  How about this weekend?”

Enjoy the EXP.  Even if they say no, you’re on your way to levelling up!

classicnudes:

Marguerite Empey (PMOM - May 1955 and February 1956), AKA Diane Webber, pictured in American Nudist Leader Annual, early 1960s
More Marguerite

She looks ecstatic.  Not freezing at all.

classicnudes:

Marguerite Empey (PMOM - May 1955 and February 1956), AKA Diane Webber, pictured in American Nudist Leader Annual, early 1960s

More Marguerite

She looks ecstatic.  Not freezing at all.